Meet The Lab Rats

Spring 2021

Preselie Cowley

I've been told I look like Tia & Tamara's knockoff sister, Tammy. I have very small hands. Once I went to the ER because I tried to cook. So what I'm lactose intolerant. You think that's gonna stop me from eating 12 bowls of cereal a day?

PR Director

Fake glasses in the pic, real dad bod in person. Get my Instagram verified, I have limited potential.

I'm a paragraph. Click here to add your own text and edit me. It's easy.

Matthew Dubourg

Fake glasses in the pic, real dad bod in person. Get my Instagram verified, I have limited potential.

Fake glasses in the pic, real dad bod in person. Get my Instagram verified, I have limited potential.

Fake glasses in the pic, real dad bod in person. Get my Instagram verified, I have limited potential.

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Thomas McBride

Shortform Director

Cameron Ladner abstains from writing a bio due to moral objections. He is a very busy man with much more important things to do. We would like to remind everyone that the statements and actions of Lab Rats Comedy are not reflective of Mr. Ladner's views or endorsements

Keegan Lindsey

Actual Communist.

William Lindsey

William does not like bios.
Or the Web Editor.

Daniel Nicholson

Daniel does not like bios.
Or the Web Editor.

John Michael Phillips

John Michael Phillips hails from the great city of Tupelo, Mississippi, and this broadcast communications major is taking your local Walmart parking lot by storm with his repertoire of unoriginal jokes and stone-faced personality.

Chase Quinton

My girlfriend is the square root of -100.

That means she’s a perfect 10 but also imaginary.

Ashley Anderson

Allergic to the earth we live on, can wear children's shoes, DOESN'T have a rare mitochondrial disease (holla!) sensational at doing the wave with my eyebrows, and a chronic punner

Donny Andrade

Treasurer

Hailing from the Middle East from a place smaller than New York City, I know that life takes a bit of stress and finesse. Take those words however you please because what do I know? I'm just Little Bill from animation to reality.

Cameron Mayers

Cameron does not like bios.
Or the Web Editor.

William Miller

William does not like bios.
Or the Web Editor.

Thomas McBride

Thomas is an Accounting and Theatre major who also dabbles in the bagpipes. Is it a tough instrument to play? Yes. Does it make up for a lack of personality? No.

Taylor Barr

Sketch Director

In respondence to his honor Chief Judge Thomas W. Thrash Jr., Taylor Barr acknowledges that he is disbarred from performing any sort of comedy, but must politely decline any form of sentencing.

Preselie Cowley

I've been told I look like Tia & Tamara's knockoff sister, Tammy. I have very small hands. Once I went to the ER because I tried to cook. So what I'm lactose intolerant. You think that's gonna stop me from eating 12 bowls of cereal a day?

JR Bantugan

Corin Davis

Corin hates bios
and the website editor.

Chris Hillhouse

Chillhouse grew up in Brandon, MS with no chicken, no geese, and no horses so you could say his farm skills lack. But his wolf parents raised him to climb trees, catch prey, and fly. This is where he excelled. He went to private school and wore uniforms, but his heart was out there running with his pack. Now-a-days his pack is Lab Rats. He enjoys rap music, looking for his skate board, and pretending he knows constellations. If you tryna bond, ask him to watch the sunrise. If you just wanna watch him do improv, come see a show. 

Cameron Ladner

David Hintz

David does not like bios.Or the Web Editor.

Susie June Hunt

Longform Director

much like a fine wine, i was stomped on and left in a barrel until maturation.

Denise Simon

Denise does not like bios.
Or the Web Editor.

Rand Willis

Rand does not like bios.
Or the Web Editor.