NO PREPARATION
HIGH PERSPIRATION
Meet The Lab Rats
Spring 2022
Preselie Cowley
I've been told I look like Tia & Tamara's knockoff sister, Tammy. I have very small hands. Once I went to the ER because I tried to cook. So what I'm lactose intolerant. You think that's gonna stop me from eating 12 bowls of cereal a day?
Angeliki Efantis
Bird enthusiast from Washington D.C, also enjoys making people laugh.
Josh Hamann
Hi it's me, your dad.
David Hintz
Shortform Director
Contrary to popular belief, David is in fact not an animatronic built for the sole purpose of improv comedy. He is indeed a human who enjoys things many other humans do, like going hiking, canoeing, playing guitar, and routinely changing his oil.
Sage Kersting
I’m in improv comedy and I’m an interior design major, so I may not know the warm touch of a woman, but at least I know the height of a door.
Keegan Lindsey
Actual Communist.
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William Lindsey
William Lindsey does not like bios or the web editor.
Barnes Locke
Wanted for crimes against comedy in three states and the territory of American Samoa. He’ll steal your heart, your shoes, and that funny little bobble-head you keep on your nightstand. Don’t have one? That’s because he got to it before you could. If spotted, alert the comedy police immediately and restrain him with hugs and kisses — otherwise, he may become too powerful and steal your nightstand, too.
Kala Morris
Was once funny but siphoned it off into the other Lab Rats for the good of the troupe. Unfortunately it did not change much.
Built like an NFL linebacker in form and function. Catch me in the Commons fishing for the 2-person T-Rex mount.
Collin Newton
House Manager
Part 2
In search of my next button to press.
Daniel Nicholson
Yogurt Guy
It’s great to see you, you look great. I’ve missed you. Sorry if that’s a dumb thing to say, I just. Well I have missed you. Please stop running away I’m trying to connect with you.
Sent from my iPhone
Zack Peppers
Web Editor
Somedays I'm stuck between a rock and another rock.
Liz Podraza
Technical Director
Second funniest woman in Lab Rats.
Susie June Hunt
much like a fine wine, i was stomped on and left in a barrel until maturation.
Tyler Kneiss
I was coerced into this group and now I'm stuck forever
Jeremiah (Snapple) Joswick
Sketch Director
Snapple became a photographer so that he could take self-portraits to convince himself he is cuter than everyone else. Unfortunately, JR and Daniel exist so Snapple still feels insignificant.
Chase Quinton
Chase requested that his bio only contain the words "among us."
Makayla Smith
House Manager
Part 1
Funniest non-performing member of Lab Rats.
Katie Snell
Born to be funny, forced to be a Lab Rat.
Taylor Barr
In respondence to his honor Chief Judge Thomas W. Thrash Jr., Taylor Barr acknowledges that he is disbarred from performing any sort of comedy, but must politely decline any form of sentencing.
Ryan Bergman
Longform Director
I have foreseen that the day will come,
when our freedom isn't held by their thumbs.
They promised us food, that they wouldn't stray.
Forget Little Caesars, it's a Papa Johns day.
But behind the kind and happy walls,
Power leaks off grimy halls.
Old hats speak of limiting shows,
if their forsaken members don't make bios.
Also, I play the cello.
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Corin Davis
World record holder for world’s stickiest man alive.
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