Meet The Lab Rats

Spring 2020

Preselie Cowley

I've been told I look like Tia & Tamara's knockoff sister, Tammy. I have very small hands. Once I went to the ER because I tried to cook. So what I'm lactose intolerant. You think that's gonna stop me from eating 12 bowls of cereal a day?

Fake glasses in the pic, real dad bod in person. Get my Instagram verified, I have limited potential.

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Matthew Dubourg

Fake glasses in the pic, real dad bod in person. Get my Instagram verified, I have limited potential.

Fake glasses in the pic, real dad bod in person. Get my Instagram verified, I have limited potential.

Fake glasses in the pic, real dad bod in person. Get my Instagram verified, I have limited potential.

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Thomas McBride

Thomas is an Accounting and Theatre major who also dabbles in the bagpipes. Is it a tough instrument to play? Yes. Does it make up for a lack of personality? No.

My girlfriend is the square root of -100.

That means she’s a perfect 10 but also imaginary.

My girlfriend is the square root of -100.

That means she’s a perfect 10 but also imaginary.

My girlfriend is the square root of -100.

That means she’s a perfect 10 but also imaginary.

Denise does not like bios.
Or the Web Editor.

Julia Canfield

Julia Canfield-Phillips is a 19 year old International Business Major from Memphis, TN. Her favorite activities include walking around pretending to speak other languages and calling her mother.

Preselie Cowley

I've been told I look like Tia & Tamara's knockoff sister, Tammy. I have very small hands. Once I went to the ER because I tried to cook. So what I'm lactose intolerant. You think that's gonna stop me from eating 12 bowls of cereal a day?

Tate Fancher

Just a young lad with a fluffy dog and a procrastination problem, but we can deal with that later. Psychology major and no I’m not psychoanalyzing you and no you’re not the first person to make that joke.

Cameron Ladner

PR Director

Cameron Ladner abstains from writing a bio due to moral objections. He is a very busy man with much more important things to do. We would like to remind everyone that the statements and actions of Lab Rats Comedy are not reflective of Mr. Ladner's views or endorsements

Keegan Lindsey

Sketch Director

Actual Communist.

Ashlynn Lutz

A class act and a bad time. Professional fence climber always ready to fight.

Mickale O'Dell

I’m a 20 year old Biological Sciences Major. I enjoy turtles, dogs, and making people laugh (obviously). Fun Fact: I’m left handed (No, I can’t draw). I’m also a YouTuber, and subscribing would totally make me feel like a warm fudge cake *inserts blush emoji*.

John Michael Phillips

John Michael Phillips hails from the great city of Tupelo, Mississippi, and this broadcast communications major is taking your local Walmart parking lot by storm with his repertoire of unoriginal jokes and stone-faced personality.

Chase Quinton

My girlfriend is the square root of -100.

That means she’s a perfect 10 but also imaginary.

Ashley Anderson

Allergic to the earth we live on, can wear children's shoes, DOESN'T have a rare mitochondrial disease (holla!) sensational at doing the wave with my eyebrows, and a chronic punner

Donny Andrade

Treasurer

Hailing from the Middle East from a place smaller than New York City, I know that life takes a bit of stress and finesse. Take those words however you please because what do I know? I'm just Little Bill from animation to reality.

Taylor Barr

In respondence to his honor Chief Judge Thomas W. Thrash Jr., Taylor Barr acknowledges that he is disbarred from performing any sort of comedy, but must politely decline any form of sentencing.

Baxter Martin

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Thomas McBride

Shortform Director

Thomas is an Accounting and Theatre major who also dabbles in the bagpipes. Is it a tough instrument to play? Yes. Does it make up for a lack of personality? No.

Daniel Nicholson

Daniel does not like bios.
Or the Web Editor.

Brandon Grisham

Website Editor

Brandon is a male human with poor eyesight and anxiety issues. He enjoys web development and writing. One day he will become a novelist. Right now he is failing miserably at comedy. He's practicing.

Chris Hillhouse

Chillhouse grew up in Brandon, MS with no chicken, no geese, and no horses so you could say his farm skills lack. But his wolf parents raised him to climb trees, catch prey, and fly. This is where he excelled. He went to private school and wore uniforms, but his heart was out there running with his pack. Now-a-days his pack is Lab Rats. He enjoys rap music, looking for his skate board, and pretending he knows constellations. If you tryna bond, ask him to watch the sunrise. If you just wanna watch him do improv, come see a show. 

Susie June Hunt

Longform Director

much like a fine wine, i was stomped on and left in a barrel until maturation.

Eryk Yunk

Eryk Yunk is a northern boi from Illinois, who prefers Pepsi over Coke, and doesn't understand the hype about Waffle House or Sweet Tea, would rather be in 10 degree weather than 100 degree weather.  Also he doesn't know what grits are, like is it food? Or just wet buttery sand, let him know. 

Kertese Richard

Technical Director

A Goofy Movie is the best Disney animated feature - fight me! Also, if you don't now Neil Patrick Harris' entire filmography, don't talk to me. 

Denise Simon

Denise does not like bios.
Or the Web Editor.

Gavin Wasson

A young lad looking for a reason to postpone real life for a few more years.