OFFERING YOU THE BEST SOLUTION FOR YOUR OTHERWISE BORING EVENING.
Our tickets are only $5. Seriously. You get, like, 2 hours of unadulterated entertainment for $5. Hamilton is only an hour longer than our show, and our tickets are $5.
Our Moms love us and so will you. And your Moms. Everyone loves us. We are universally loved.
LITERALLY BRINGS YOU
You will cry actual tears of funny. Guaranteed laughs. We keep your money regardless, though.